dizziest-daisy:

is anyONE ELSE JUST SO EXCITED FOR PUMPKINS AND HOT CHOCOLATE AND HALLOWEEEEN AND SPOOKY MOVIES AND FAIRS AND KNEE SOCKS AND PUMPKIN LATTES AND BIG BLANKETS AND COZY CUDDLY SWEATERS AND PRETTY LEAVES AND i just started crying.

turntechbuttsex:

#FiveNightsAtFreddy’s

turntechbuttsex:

#FiveNightsAtFreddy’s

Super sick Birthday to Me

So last night, after a fun time with my boyfriend and stuff, I get the stomach flu.
We went to bed around 12am, and that is when it all began ~ I felt really sick, pains in my stomach, like i was going to throw up. Usually I just shrug this off and try to induce my own throwing up so that I could feel better and get back to sleep. That was a bad move on my part, after sticking my finger down my throw to get ride of what was inside of me, I uncontrollably began throwing up, puking up all the food I ate through out the whole day ~ until I starting seeing green and it taste like iron. This didnt stop until 7 this morning. 
I also had watery diarrhea around 4 am this morning. It was awful.
Ive been so weak and in pain since then, unable to sleep for more than 24 hours. 
I finally feel asleep around 9am this morning and just got up. I feel weak unable to eat anything and sore. sometimes I still feel like throwing up. I hope this goes away soon

Oh ya, happy birthday to me

jaramo:

heyo!
don’t worry, your english turned out fine, dude.

as a foreword of warning,
it is best that you don’t use this post as a standalone tutorial, 
instead, try to use it as a study aid to help you make sense of real-life references.
(same applies for any decent “art tutorial” out there, really. :p)

bolded numbers correspond to the numbers on this post’s pictures.

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Guess who has the stomach flu, Happy birthday to me!!

sleepy-sensei:

solarselection:

The Hyuga clan was the realest bruh, they were trained in the art of deadly slap boxing.
Like one wrong move and your arm chakra shut the fuck down
Another wrong move, your leg chakra gone, you Fallout 3 crippled with no stimpaks going against some Yao Guai and Deathclaws!
You get hit with those 8 trigrams and DIE

Bruh this whole fight had me sold on how hard they were. That nigga neji started shutting down limbs. You can’t tell me any shinobi finna just run up on a hyuga.

sleepy-sensei:

solarselection:

The Hyuga clan was the realest bruh, they were trained in the art of deadly slap boxing.

Like one wrong move and your arm chakra shut the fuck down

Another wrong move, your leg chakra gone, you Fallout 3 crippled with no stimpaks going against some Yao Guai and Deathclaws!

You get hit with those 8 trigrams and DIE

Bruh this whole fight had me sold on how hard they were. That nigga neji started shutting down limbs. You can’t tell me any shinobi finna just run up on a hyuga.

theblacksheepwriter:

stutter-muffin:

nosdrinker:

earthtohayley:

johnny depp is so confusing like sometimes he looks like this

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and then later he looks like this

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hE dOESN’T eVEn LOOK LiKE tHE SAme PERson!!!!?????

AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON HIS VOICE, MAN

he’s an actor

actor fuck that shit he passed actor a long time ago hes a straight up shape shifter at this point.

Reblog for the last comment

gothpornstar:

weloveshortvideos:

When Yo Parents Give You More Money Than You Asked 

Vine by MeechOnMars

DAMN SON TOO REAL

doodlingleluke:

who needs action and romance when you can have dorky siblings being nice to each other

10 typical perspective errors

electricalice:

Drawing perspective is considered one of the hardest things in art, except the mistakes usually done are pretty much always the same and can be avoided with a little care.

1. Lines not reaching the vanishing point

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Well this is pretty simple to avoid but it’s the most common mistake. It’s probably due to either carelessness or really not having understood the basic of perspective. I encourage you to go back and find some basic tutorial for this.

Anyway, be ALWAYS careful about where to ‘send’ your lines, they NEED to go towards the correct vanishing point or it will just look awkward. Double check if necessary.

And always, ALWAYS use a ruler.

If your style requires lines that are a bit less geometrical (as mine do, I have a style of inking that’s sketchy so ‘perfect’ lines drawn with a ruler usually don’t fit well in the picture) use a ruler anyway for the pencils and then ink later by freehand. At least you’ll have correct guidelines underneath.

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For traditional drawing be sure you have a ruler and be sure to use it for each one of your lines.

Modern drawing software will help you a lot with this if you draw directly on computer: painting software such as Clip Studio Paint or Manga Studio 4EX or 5 have perspective tools that will automatically snap your lines towards the vanishing point.

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it’s quite a long tutorial, you’ll find the rest under the Read More or you can download the pdf file here

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devkimiko:

Part 1 of my continuing series on printing! Today we look at colour and that oft asked question of “Why do my prints looks so different from the screen what happened”. Part 2 covers DPI and file setup, and Part 3 looks at making PDFs in InDesign.

Is this not your natural state? It’s the unspoken truth of humanity, that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life’s joy in a mad scramble for power, for identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel. 

trollfacemommy:

snozzberryjam:

How to make a glitter bomb/ Be a total asshole.

1) Cut strips of tissue paper approx 8 inches long and 3-4 inches wide.

2) Carefully glue down the side, leaving the top 1/4 glue free.

3) Fold the bottom up to form a pouch, leaving the top 1/4 to fold over later.

4) Put them on a wire rack to dry. 

5) Get your glitter together. I used different kinds. Make sure to find some super fine extra sparkly shit so it gets everywhere and is a real pain in the ass to clean up. 

6) Spoon a couple teaspoons into the little pouches of tissue. Resist the urge to add too much! It will just make it hard to close the card later.

7) Carefully put a little glue on the top edge and fold over the flap, making sure to seal it well. 

8) Let dry for a bit. Trim excess if needed. 

9) Brush on some glue to the inside of your card roughly the size of your bomb. Stick a bomb to it.

10) Put a little more glue on the top of the bomb and close the card so it is stuck together. 

11) Mail to friends! 

12) Wait for the curses and threats to arrive! 

my fav

I usually just sprinkle it in the card.

Fucking genius. 

songofages:

kendronamore:

troylerkiss:

kendronamore:

Jfc is Canadia even real

I live in Canada and I’m not even sure.

60 notes in and no one has noticed that I spelled Canada wrong…nailed it

It’s ok the leader of our country also thinks its Canadia.